Leave it to a clown like Sean Hannity to take a single quote by an American and interpret it to mean that the Japanese are “mortified” by Obama’s bowing before Emperor Akihito.

In the real world (a place far away from the planet Hannity resides on), few in the Japanese media said anything about Obama’s bow until they discovered Fox and other American media sources had made it into a big story. What we now have on our hands is a strange story about how many Americans have overreacted to simple bow and handshake. Unlike the bow itself, which drew little attention, this story actually does make America look stupid in the eyes of many Japanese viewers.
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Related Colbert Report clip:

The Colbert Report	Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
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Jake Adelstein, author of Tokyo Vice: An American Reporter on the Police Beat in Japan, appeared on Monday’s episode of the Daily Show to talk about his encounters with the yakuza:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Jake Adelstein
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Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis

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A very popular video on YouTube and Nico Nico Douga features clips of Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama spliced together to make it look like he is questioning himself over a funding scandal:

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The end of Halloween brought the beginning of decorations for Christmas across Japan. The Osaka Aquarium has begun its X-mas festivities by having an employee in a Santa outfit go scuba diving in their big tank:

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Sigh….Yes, I know about the Hiroko Mima sex tape scandal. You can stop e-mailing/messaging me about it, and leaving porn links in the comment threads of other posts.

Hiroko Mima, who was crowned Miss Universe Japan 2008, and Anya Ayoung-Chee, who was crowned Miss Universe 2008 of Trinidad and Tobago 2008, are in the middle of the scandal after an intimate video tape leaked allegedly showing them together having sex with Anya’s boyfriend and with each other.

You can download it via the links on Reddit.com.

So Far, only one Japanese news site seems to have picked up the story. It will be interesting to see how the mainstream Japanese media will handle this scandal.

[hat tips go to Pavel and Yogaboy]

Update: A July 2008 blog post by Hiroko Mima confirms that she met Miss Trinidad & Tobago:

彼女は、Miss TRINIDAD&TOBAGOです。彼女のナショナルデレクターは、イネスと大の仲良しなので、世界大会に行く前から私は彼女をネットで見ていたし、私は彼女と会うのが楽しみでした。彼女と初めて会った時に彼女が「あなたと私の顔はよく似ているわねぇ。」と言ってくれました。確かに、この写真を見ると・・・似ていますね！ﾜﾗ〃

She wrote that the Miss Universe national director for Trinidad & Tobago was close friends with Ines Ligron, the person in charge of the Japan pageant. Hiroko had been looking forward to meeting Miss Trinidad & Tobago, and when they met, they commented on how they look alike.

Update 2: Gawker is reporting that the woman having sex with Anya Ayoung-Chee and her boyfriend is not Hiroko Mima. Anya’s boyfriend believes the video was stolen by a tech support person, and that’s apparently how their threesome partner was misidentified as Miss Japan.

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“Mezamashi TV” morning show takes a new plug-in scooter for a 141-kilometer test run from Numazu to Tokyo:

The scooter runs fine on flat roads, but has serious trouble climbing hills – even with the assistance of some pedaling. They find that its battery dies rather quickly and the scooter must stop at random houses/businesses so that it can be plugged in and charged for a few hours.

The plug-in scooter needed 33 hours and 10 minutes to make the journey (with 5 battery charging stops). A gas-powered scooter made the same trip in 12 hours and 4 minutes. The gas for the trip cost 425 yen, while the battery charges totaled a mere 53 yen.

It would seem that the plug-in scooter is a really cheap way to make short trips in areas without steep hills.

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A Japanese TV news report takes a look at how Shanghai is preparing for the big 2010 expo:

The report isn’t exactly positive. Here are some of the main points covered:

• Work is progressing on the giant red copy of the Tokyo Big Sight China Pavilion. (The Japan Pavilion will look like an ugly pink dome.)
• As work on massive infrastructure construction projects progresses, some older-looking buildings are being covered up with fake facades.
• Shanghai is trying to convince its residents that wearing pajamas in public is not polite.
• Some stores are selling ridiculously expensive gold medals to commemorate the expo. Street merchants are selling illegal knock-offs of official expo merchandise.

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The above picture is from a children’s book found on the shelves of a kindergarten playroom by Matt, an English teacher in South Korea who blogs at Gusts of Popular Feelings. The picture books contained images of Japanese torturing, shooting, and stabbing Koreans. There were also images of heroic Koreans killing Japanese:

These aren’t sophisticated in the least, but then, when aimed at children under ten (they’re available for children under seven at the hagwon), they don’t need to be. Showing these images to children who are too young to critically evaluate them does nothing but inculcate hatred for Japan.

Read the full post here.

[via ROK Drop]

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An interesting flashback, brought to you by ABC News and Life Magazine:

An “an academic with expertise about the Japanese Empire” had the following to say about Nixon’s bow:

At their 1971 meeting in Alaska, the first visit of a Japanese Emperor to America, President Nixon bowed and referred to Emperor Hirohito and his wife repeatedly as ‘Your Imperial Majesties.’

Yet, (and?) Nixon gets the bow right. Slight arch from the waist hands at his side.

Obama’s handshake/forward lurch was so jarring and inappropriate it recalls Bush’s back-rub of Merkel.

Kyodo News is running his appropriate and reciprocated nod and shake with the Empress, certainly to show the president as dignified, and not in the form of a first year English teacher trying to impress with Karate Kid-level knowledge of Japanese customs.

The bow as he performed did not just display weakness in Red State terms, but evoked weakness in Japanese terms….The last thing the Japanese want or need is a weak looking American president and, again, in all ways, he unintentionally played that part.

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The LA Times went through the 1000+ comments left on its blog post about Obama bowing before Emperor Akihito to pick its favorite ten one-liners:

We mostly enjoyed what readers had to say about the president’s greeting — a mixture of outrage and patriotism, snarky one-liners and more serious diatribes.

Here are the top 10 best comments so far (leave your own below):

1. Mitch wrote: Obama to Emperor of Japan: “May I shine your shoes, Sir?”
2. Plain Jane wrote: Obama WASN’T bowing – He SAW a Japanese Yen on the floor and went to pick it up because it might be Worth More Than Our Dollar!
3. Veteran wrote: Was that before or after he appologized for World War 2?
4. bmcc wrote: Palin would have winked at him. You betcha!
5. Maripo wrote: I’m surprised he didn’t curtsy.
6. MP wrote: Whatever happened to the good old days when we could count on a Republican in the White House to puke on foreign dignitaries?
7. marty1234 wrote: I wish are first black president had been a rapper at least he’d have some attitude…
8. Wax on wax off wrote: Look eye! Always look eye! -Mr. Miyagi
9. helen roach wrote: I wonder why they didn’t run the dust mop over the floor. It would have looked much nicer in the picture.
10. Xavier wrote: See, Obama is not a Muslim. He’s a shintoist.

[hat tip to HamachiMan]

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Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama made some remarks on Saturday about Japan’s policy towards foreigners who settle and work in Japan:

Japan has some of the world’s strictest controls on immigration, and Hatoyama admitted that he was broaching a “sensitive issue”.

But he said that as well as introducing pro-family policies, Japan should attempt to encourage migrants to live and work there.

“I think Japan should also make itself a country attractive to people so that more and more people, including tourists, hope to visit Japan, hope to live and work in Japan,” he said on the sidelines of an Asia-Pacific summit

“I am not sure if I can call this ‘immigration policy’, but what’s important is to create an environment that is friendly to people all around the world so that they voluntarily live in Japan,” he said.

Just talk, or a sign of serious policy change in the future?

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Immigration-related news link that doesn’t deserve its own post: Meanwhile, on the other side of the Pacific, the Japanese mother of “Balloon Boy” has avoided deportation by pleading guilty to a class three misdemeanor.

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An old PR video for the JGSDF, narrated in English:

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