Sunday Valentine’s Day makes Japanese chocolate companies frown

I think I need to explain about the boob-job coupon
incident.

She and I have been together for 4 years. Since day one,
she’s been bugging me about her boobs…. always asking
me questions like: “are my boobs too small?” “don’t
you think I’ll look better with bigger ones?” etc, etc…

when it was time to shop for a Valentine’s Day gift,
I saw an ad in the newspaper. The cosmetic surgeon
was adverting gift certificates for breast-enhancement.
It was basically $1500 off his usual fees. I researched
and asked around. Apparent this doctor was considered the
top cosmetic surgeon in my city. I visited his office
and plunked down a few thousand dollars. I was given
a very lovely certificate which I gave to my girlfriend
on Valentine’s Day.

Apparently she didn’t like my very generous gift. I don’t
understand women… but I guess I should have spend the
money on jewelry or something…. stupid me.

The real stupid thing is that she didn’t really need a
boob job. (with her size 34D)

Ironically, I bumped into her last year. She eneded up
getting the boob job, performed by the same doctor.
She said “guess I would have saved thousands of dollara
if I had used the coupon you gave me all those years ago!”
Needless to say, I was speechless.

dude, you have a point….

but for those with girlfriends on Valentine’s Day,
it’s the sound of CHA-CHING!

advice: there are plenty of girls who are alone on
Valentine’s Day. Base on my personal experience,
Valentine’s Day is the second best day of the year
to hook up with available girls. (in case you’re
wondering, the #1 best place to hook up is at
weddings)