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Windows 7 Whopper

CheapyD & CampingKev of Cheap Ass Gamer try the Windows 7 Whopper, Burger King Japan’s 7 beef patty monstrosity:

Celebrating the launch of Windows 7 in Japan, the Windows 7 Whopper is 791 grams or 1.74 pounds of Burger King beef.

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24 comments - What do you think? Posted by James - October 24, 2009 at 7:42 am

Montsan

Dear lord. They really should have thrown in another bun or two in the middle because that’s just…good god, it’s just a cylinder of meat. O_o

Karisu

CheapyD is awesome!

Nice to see him get some exposure

Could never eat one of those myself. Most I’ve ever done was a Double Whopper, and even that was near stomach turning…
The Overthinker

Windows 7: Bloated, excessive,looks gross, and very very bad for you. Is that the right message here?

Nero

message? i dont think so…but it is funny that your name is The Overthinker.

The Overthinker

Incidentally, this burger is apparently 2500 kcal. A full day’s eating for an adult male, though probably rather more in terms of fat and sodium and generally gunk.
helical

Good thing I saw the photo of the real thing beforehand instead of the promotional image … else I might have actually tried one in a fit of boredom

http://www.burgerkingjapan.co.jp/news/win7.php

helical

Or, if I can take it home with me, I could feed myself for at least three days! That’s not bad at all … if I disregard the taste of cold/reheated burgers.

The Overthinker

2500 kcal for three days? How much do you eat?
helical

Hmm, now that you say so, usually more (though I skip eating on some days out of sheer laziness).
But still likely enough for my meat and grease quota.
Ajapa

Actually, 800kcal/day is enough for dogs with body weight less than 15kg. This implies… helical is a dog?
helical

（∪＾ω＾）わんわんお！
Ajapa

Your PC is not just “intel inside” but also “bowlingual inside”! AMAZING TECHNOLOGY!

lovely

that just looks nasty. sloppy. yuck.
http://dimesfornickels.wordpress.com/ William George

“Try new Windows 7! It gives you the bazooka shits!”
blakpup

the grease is still leaking when he ate it O_o
Vox24

A problem has been detected and your cardio-vascular system has been shut down to prevent damage to your higher brain functions.

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: gigantic_greaseburger.urg

If this is the first time you’ve seen this stop error screen, restart your heart and continue in safe mode.

The Overthinker

“A Whopper Seven has been detected and your digestive system has been shut down to prevent damage to your cardio-vascular system.

The problem seems to have been caused by the following food: gigantic_greaseburger.urg

If this is the first time you’ve seen this diet error burger, restart your mouth and continue in salad mode.”

I’d prefer this myself…. Less lethal, though the first would be the Blue Screen of literal Death….
Ajapa

What is the best backup storage medium for my brains? CD-R? How can I prevent my memories from being lost? Are there any instructional books like “Establishing a Brain Backup Routine for Dummies” available? Where can I order it? From Amazon? Who wrote it? You? When should I visit a doctor? Soon? Why?

http://www.zdwonline.de Haf

CD-R’s are prone to data loss as they can degrade quite fast. I’ve seen CD-R media turn yellow and oxidize within less than a year. Now you wouldn’t want that to happen to a data storage on which your brain is backed up on, right?
You should consider an off-site backup at several sites with a round-robin pattern. Good luck with that!