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Windows 7 Whopper

October 24th, 2009 by James

Windows 7 Whopper

CheapyD & CampingKev of Cheap Ass Gamer try the Windows 7 Whopper, Burger King Japan’s 7 beef patty monstrosity:

Celebrating the launch of Windows 7 in Japan, the Windows 7 Whopper is 791 grams or 1.74 pounds of Burger King beef.

[hat tip to Brian Ashcraft]



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24 Comments »

Comment by Montsan
2009-10-24 08:50:06

Dear lord. They really should have thrown in another bun or two in the middle because that’s just…good god, it’s just a cylinder of meat. O_o

Comment by khalse
2009-10-24 08:51:49

you say that as if it was a bad thing.

 
Comment by dude
2009-10-24 11:02:51

ROFL…a cylinder of meat.

 
 
Comment by Mr. USA
2009-10-24 09:17:13

Damn. They should have made a chicken version.

Comment by Ninsheart
2009-10-26 18:29:07

Fullheartedly agreed!

 
 
Comment by Karisu
2009-10-24 10:05:19

CheapyD is awesome!

Nice to see him get some exposure :)

Could never eat one of those myself. Most I’ve ever done was a Double Whopper, and even that was near stomach turning…

 
Comment by The Overthinker
2009-10-24 12:34:14

Windows 7: Bloated, excessive,looks gross, and very very bad for you. Is that the right message here?

Comment by Nero
2009-10-26 08:43:34

message? i dont think so…but it is funny that your name is The Overthinker.

 
 
Comment by The Overthinker
2009-10-24 13:19:14

Incidentally, this burger is apparently 2500 kcal. A full day’s eating for an adult male, though probably rather more in terms of fat and sodium and generally gunk.

 
Comment by helical
2009-10-24 13:29:00

Good thing I saw the photo of the real thing beforehand instead of the promotional image … else I might have actually tried one in a fit of boredom :)

http://www.burgerkingjapan.co.jp/news/win7.php

Comment by The Overthinker
2009-10-24 13:52:33

Still, feed your entire family for 777 yen – not bad.

Comment by helical
2009-10-24 16:17:32

Or, if I can take it home with me, I could feed myself for at least three days! That’s not bad at all … if I disregard the taste of cold/reheated burgers.

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Comment by The Overthinker
2009-10-24 19:26:04

2500 kcal for three days? How much do you eat?

 
Comment by helical
2009-10-24 19:50:21

Hmm, now that you say so, usually more (though I skip eating on some days out of sheer laziness).
But still likely enough for my meat and grease quota.

 
Comment by Ajapa
2009-10-25 01:53:05

Actually, 800kcal/day is enough for dogs with body weight less than 15kg. This implies… helical is a dog?

 
Comment by helical
2009-10-25 02:23:19

(∪^ω^)わんわんお!

 
Comment by Ajapa
2009-10-25 02:34:21

Your PC is not just “intel inside” but also “bowlingual inside”! AMAZING TECHNOLOGY!

 
 
 
 
Comment by lovely
2009-10-24 14:35:13

that just looks nasty. sloppy. yuck.

 
Comment by William George
2009-10-24 20:57:58

“Try new Windows 7! It gives you the bazooka shits!”

 
Comment by blakpup
2009-10-25 00:39:36

the grease is still leaking when he ate it O_o

 
Comment by Vox24
2009-10-25 09:20:48

A problem has been detected and your cardio-vascular system has been shut down to prevent damage to your higher brain functions.

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: gigantic_greaseburger.urg

If this is the first time you’ve seen this stop error screen, restart your heart and continue in safe mode.

Comment by The Overthinker
2009-10-25 11:50:09

“A Whopper Seven has been detected and your digestive system has been shut down to prevent damage to your cardio-vascular system.

The problem seems to have been caused by the following food: gigantic_greaseburger.urg

If this is the first time you’ve seen this diet error burger, restart your mouth and continue in salad mode.”

I’d prefer this myself…. Less lethal, though the first would be the Blue Screen of literal Death….

 
Comment by Ajapa
2009-10-25 17:54:16

What is the best backup storage medium for my brains? CD-R? How can I prevent my memories from being lost? Are there any instructional books like “Establishing a Brain Backup Routine for Dummies” available? Where can I order it? From Amazon? Who wrote it? You? When should I visit a doctor? Soon? Why?

Comment by Haf
2009-11-01 07:15:25

CD-R’s are prone to data loss as they can degrade quite fast. I’ve seen CD-R media turn yellow and oxidize within less than a year. Now you wouldn’t want that to happen to a data storage on which your brain is backed up on, right?
You should consider an off-site backup at several sites with a round-robin pattern. Good luck with that! ;)

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