Japanese men sit down to pee

If I pee standing, half the time I’d make a stinky mess, spraying yellow water over the toilet and onto the floor. And then I’d have to clean and sanitize the toilet.

God they are so feminine

Japanese people are sometimes precise and methodical in what they do, most of the time. So how can they not pee well standing up?

They must have tiny penises. How else can you not control a hose coming out of your own body?

Who would actually consider sitting down on a public toilet seat? At nice hotels, I might, but unless they have the alcohol gel to wipe on first or a paper covering of some sort, I think I’ll keep on standing to pee at the stations, cafes, restaurants and most other places. The only seat I’d trust to be clean would be the one at home.

It really has nothing to do with being “manly” or not, whatever that means, but certainly does have to do with cleanliness, and it seems many of these pee-sitting men kinda have it backwards.

I’m more worried about the idea that “saving more” = unmanliness. Personally, I’m not a big fan of manliness, but I hate the idea of encouraging reckless spending to maintain any sort of image (be it “fashion” or “cutting edge geek” or “manliness”). I know the government (that is, the corporations who control the government) want people to spend more and save less, but it strikes me as particularly distateful to link positive gender identity to bad personal financial policy.

And I’ve been sitting to pee since I was in college (over 15 years now)…I never thought of it as having any connection to gender identity–only to cleanliness and privacy (when you don’t have a urinal, standing and peeing is a bit more, um, obvious).

Having helped put two young girls through toilet training, I can assure you that sitting down != cleaner.

I was AMAZED at what sort of firehose range and ferocity women are capable of.

ARISE YOU MEN! DONT LET YOU COMMAND HOW TO USE THE LOO!!! ARISE YOU MEN! YOU PISS IS YOURS!!

Why not just pee into the shower? A little burst of water cleans it right up! For a bit of releasing your bowels, take some laxatives. Who can say that they don’t enjoy a little slip n slide now and again?

Seriously, buy some. Drink, inject, snort some laxatives.

While their still legal.

That is education to sit down and pee.
I am a guy and not gay but very straight and very religious christian too but not fanatic. My wife is German and we have 3 kids where 2 are boys and the youngest is girl. We have taught to the boys to sit down when they pee as is education and not stand up as they may spread dirty urine in the path.

My opinion is that all men on earth would do that but I think we have major issues than that but at least educated family members have to pee when they sit down.

Wonder if this has anything to do with the tons of money Japanese people have invested in making their toilet seats more comfortable.

Fuck sitting to pee. Maybe we should chop our dicks off, too. Women sit to pee and still piss on the seat some fuckin how. Stop emasculating men. It is just penis envy more than it is not wanting to clean a mess. A man needs to clean up after himself if he makes a mess and not act like a little boy, but being able to stand and pee is a gift, don’t throw that gift away. I will rather be called a barbarian than a sissy and obediant anyday. Women need to sit, not us. Should men also paint their toe nails and wear lipstick, would that make you happy and say…he’s so cultured and educated, progressive and modern. Later you will bitch and say there are no men anymore when you made them women. Bob Newhart out..