Japanese for Morons Massive Collaboration

Gimmebreakman reaches 100 videos in his Japanese for Morons series by compiling the favorite Japanese words of every Japanophile in the world. Well, a lot of them anyway.

Otsukaresama Victor!

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14 comments - What do you think? Posted by fatblueman - August 20, 2009 at 6:59 am

Categories: General Japan Tags: Japanese lessons Japanese for morons Youtube collaboration

Marcello

That was fun watching, but let’s rate their Japanese (accent/pronunciation):

# Great
# Good
# Okay
# Not so good
# Terrible
* Better that Emiri Miyasaka’s English

ponta pon

# just as good as Mr. Jamas
# worse than Mr. James
# should send protest letters to Youtube and Japan probe for perpetuating stereotypes.It is like ching-chong Chinaman saying, “Me likee dis word, “ching-chong-chang”

Ryry

Somewhat interesting… although they went overboard on weeaboo.
http://whatjapanthinks.com Ken Y-N

Got bored after about two minutes or so. However, Ms Wagamama has nice tits!
wow

most of these ppl have really bad pronunciation ,makes it all disgusting
http://www.youtube.com/user/streetenglishtv Chris Gen

awesome job victor! well done,

Best collab I’ve seen ever!

besides fat blue man Christmas mix of course!
LB

Isn’t that the same chick from a Ken Tanaka video or something?
oro_the_dog

my favorite “japanese” word is weabo. As in…

miyamoto

I hate weeaboos. I don’t conisder myself a weeaboo, I’m actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I’m studying japanese, japanese history and I’m following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I’m actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

helical

The moment you mentioned you were “following bushido” — whatever that’s supposed to mean — you status as the KING of weeaboos was forever cemented in my eyes.
And “trying to be Japanese”? “becoming Japanese for real”? You speak as though that was some coveted achievement or status in itself. Do you get a medal?

Or did I just get rolled.

The Overthinker

If you want a laugh, take a look at the posts on IMDb re The Last Samurai from a guy who reckons he is a “real live samurai”. He gets his arse handed to him on a bloody platter, but is one of those people who are either too thick or too conceited to notice (probably both).

Buster

Becoming Japanese… well, theres the Breakfast at Tiffanys Approach, worked well enough for Mickey Rooney, or maybe something like Face Off, but with some Asian Dude, say, Jackie Chan, instead of Nick Cage. Yeah, good luck.

http://www.thedutchgaijin.com TheDutchGaijin

Another great collaboration video!
Some messed up with the pronunciation, but it’s all about the community.
Was nice to be a part of it.
ThatGuyOverThere

I don’t want to be an ass, but most of these people went a little overboard, i didn’t laugh at one point cause they aren’t “LOST FOR ETERNITY” but my god… i realize why people hate “weaboos” and how they act. I my self have a hard time to see my self as a weaboo even though I’ve cosplayed, watched a lot of anime, and read manga + bought some of it, but i don’t behave like i’m the fawking bawss of the WE ARE WAEABOO, japan fan club. But like most of the people i hope to live there cause i think their infastructure is very nice, and their tendency to make great electronic products. Also yes the accent was… how can i put this, very anime inspired in most of them, apart from the old guy, he kept the old guy preaching foreign words style.

Also my favorite Japanese word is -ne. Is awesome in the style that is is short, efficient, useful and can turn a sentence around 180degrees at the end of a sentence.

Also new topic, how many of those do you think were Americans, and Europeans?

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