Comments on: Teaching a chimpanzee how to attack humans

By: helical

helical — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:28:15 +0000

Oh I guess that would have made things easier

I bet it smelled like victory!

By: LB

LB — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:16:32 +0000

Did they make you fill the guns with Kool-Aid so you could see the “hits”? We used to do that….

Gawd I love the smell of Goofy Grape in the morning!

By: helical

helical — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:40:29 +0000

Indeed!
It reminds me of my own tortured youth where I was coerced into shooting squirt guns not just at effigies but at REAL PEOPLE. I still have nightmares and flashbacks of the anguished voices of glee from my hapless victims.
If only I was more grown up and powerful, I would have ripped the arms out of the man who handed me the toy instead of obliging him to soak my peers with heinous moisture.

By: no

no — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 18:07:52 +0000

I love it.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:52:19 +0000

MADHOUSE? THIS IS JAPAN!!!!

By: T.

T. — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:16:58 +0000

Don’t you have some vegetables that need massacring? I mean… need to be turned into a salad?

By: T.

T. — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:15:54 +0000

That’s exactly what I thought. Soon, they’ll teach them to be soldiers, and then they’ll take over the world!

By: jony

jony — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:13:15 +0000

1: this is a very young chimpanze child, who they are tortuting. let them to make a same with adult chimpanze and this “educator” will get his limbs rooted out in a magicaly fast way.

2: i dont know who is a real ape here, the chimpanze or that nihongo speaking homo sapienz?

By: helical

helical — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:04:47 +0000

IT’S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!!!

By: Level3

Level3 — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:56:50 +0000

GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOUR DAMN DIRTY APE!!!

By: LB

LB — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:25:57 +0000

I thought the same thing – I’d hate to be wearing rags and living in cages someday because some genius TV producer thought “Let’s teach apes to use guns….”

By: Jerry

Jerry — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 06:51:08 +0000

This led me thinking
is the chimp’s parents from The future, just like in the old version?

By: Montsan

Montsan — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 04:50:05 +0000

Someone hasn’t watched Planet of the Apes.

By: Vonskippy

Vonskippy — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:47:21 +0000

It’s unlikely that the chimp connects the squishy balloons with a piece of paper taped to the top as “humans”. He’s just having fun by jumping on something that bounces around. Same with the water gun.

Do the same experiment with a human child and it’s mere moments before the kid is squirting the real human instead of the fake targets.