Teaching a chimpanzee how to attack humans
Last nights episode of “Shimura Zoo” featured a segment in which genius chimpanzee was taught how to fire water guns at human faces:
Near the end of the clip, Ken Shimura urges him to attack some dummies. Pan-kun really seems to enjoy pouncing on them and punching them.
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It’s unlikely that the chimp connects the squishy balloons with a piece of paper taped to the top as “humans”. He’s just having fun by jumping on something that bounces around. Same with the water gun.
Do the same experiment with a human child and it’s mere moments before the kid is squirting the real human instead of the fake targets.
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Someone hasn’t watched Planet of the Apes.
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This led me thinking
is the chimp’s parents from The future, just like in the old version?
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I thought the same thing – I’d hate to be wearing rags and living in cages someday because some genius TV producer thought “Let’s teach apes to use guns….”
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That’s exactly what I thought. Soon, they’ll teach them to be soldiers, and then they’ll take over the world!
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GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOUR DAMN DIRTY APE!!!
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IT’S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!!!
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MADHOUSE? THIS IS JAPAN!!!!
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1: this is a very young chimpanze child, who they are tortuting. let them to make a same with adult chimpanze and this “educator” will get his limbs rooted out in a magicaly fast way.
2: i dont know who is a real ape here, the chimpanze or that nihongo speaking homo sapienz?
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Don’t you have some vegetables that need massacring? I mean… need to be turned into a salad?
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Indeed!
It reminds me of my own tortured youth where I was coerced into shooting squirt guns not just at effigies but at REAL PEOPLE. I still have nightmares and flashbacks of the anguished voices of glee from my hapless victims.
If only I was more grown up and powerful, I would have ripped the arms out of the man who handed me the toy instead of obliging him to soak my peers with heinous moisture.
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Did they make you fill the guns with Kool-Aid so you could see the “hits”? We used to do that….
Gawd I love the smell of Goofy Grape in the morning!
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Oh I guess that would have made things easier
I bet it smelled like victory!
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I love it.
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