Boy glues hand to desk

y’know he really didn’t seem that bothered by it all. either he’s done it before or he’s a cool dude.

Oops sorry, it was glue. You can delete my comments if you want

Kid’s – sometimes it’s hard to imagine how the human race has survived this long.

//I cut the tip of my middle finger off in Gesamtschule (i.e. 7th grade) trying to cut open a tennis ball with a X-acto knife (and can’t remember why I was cutting open a tennis ball).

The kid is a retard.

I used to glue my shoes to the floor, or the desk and chair to the floor when I was in primary school; it was great fun!

But at least I somehow gathered that glueing skin together wouldn’t be the best idea.

When I was a toddler I was walking around a friend’s house and found my way into their bathroom. I opened their bathroom cupboard and started “brushing my teeth”. But what I thought was toothpaste turned out to be superglue! By the time my parents found me, I had glued my mouth shut. They took me to the hospital, and the doctor said I just had to wait till it melted in my mouth.

Or at least that’s how my parents retell the story.

Now why would you even want to open up a golf ball? I mean, what did you think you’d find in there anyways?