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Video: Zombie attacks Japanese children

A Japanese TV show plays a prank on some small children who say they like horror movies:

Things we can learn from this video:

Zombies always announce their intent to attack your house in the form of a letter.
Zombies can easily be fooled into drinking Tabasco sauce if you tell them it is blood.
Tape is somewhat effective in slowing down zombies.
Use plastic wrap to avoid deadly zombie bites.
Zombies don’t like being punched and kicked by small children.

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30 comments - What do you think? Posted by James - March 17, 2009 at 9:11 am

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gunjack

WTF?…
ponta

hilarious!
ichi

lol lol lol lol!XD
ポール

That is so cruel, yet sooooooooo funny!

Averyofthemain

Can we say ‘scarred psyches’, can someone please subtitle this one, I gotta know what those kids are saying.

Nick in Nagoya

really funny
K.

That is not funny. Pulling a prank on little children is really horrendous.

http://surrealu.blogspot.com Claytonian

This is a public service. Children have to know what to do when the zombies come. I have my Tabasco sauce at the ready.
LB

*ahem* The kids wanted to do it. They were long-time, hard-core “Zombie killer” wannabes. They just had never had the chance to face down a zombie before. I just feel sorry for the guy in the zombie mask – the kids really let him have it.

Heck, the daughter’s school even showed the video to her class as an inspirational example of what can be accomplished when a family works together.

Joe

They just had never had the chance to face down a zombie before.

You’re aware that such a thing is impossible, right? Please let us know that you are aware that zombies are not real.

It’s a good chance to apologize for your error.

helical

What do you mean “zombies are not real”?

Of course they’re real.
The one in this show is obviously a guy in a mask, but the real ones out there are much nastier.

ponta

Heeeeey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdUVe5ATOM&feature=PlayList&p=16846A64BCFDF9C8&index=4&playnext=5&playnext_from=PL

Kansai kids learn the sense of humor and how to play along hard way and grow up like these people.
http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=8292

3:42
G　Let’s block the door together
B NO!!What if he bited!!and Don’t crumple plastic wrap.
G I am scared.
I Hey, work together or we’ll be beaten.
B you say it but you are not helping us at all. What are you talking about?? Don’t say such a thing to us. We are doing our best.
I ‘ll fight!! Come on!!
4:12
・・・・
503
B We did it!!
I What is the impression of fighting against zombie for the first time?
B We won because we did our best. we promised we worked together but someone was not working.
I But lucky we did it. Who worked best?
B All of us have done our best.
I you are gentle.
・・・・・
I am impressed. I am proud of you, tora-chan.

Ben

At least they’re getting good exercise.

Most tots I know would just cry in a corner til they’ve been eaten rather than going all Home Alone.
http://www.feitclub.com feitclub

Is that Knight Scoop? Was this on the special Sunday night that I forgot to watch?

LB

Yes, and yes. But it is from an episode a few months old. I think this was originally broadcast last fall. I have seen these kids kill the zombie 3 times now, and kill myself laughing every time.

mizaru

i like how the zombie politely leaves his shoes at the doorstep

Buster

Its like faint echos of their former living selfs, isnt it?

http://www.zdwonline.de Haf

But Zombies are soulless creatures! Like foreigners!

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http://japanjin.blogspot.com/ Xylo

And some parents wonder if believing in Santa is okay…
Ryry

Well, at least these kids are learning the basic concepts behind zombie re-killing, although the methods used are somewhat unorthodox.

A good introduction, I’d say.
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Ola

And now when real zombie will come children will be convinced they know what to do… and will be eaten or whatnot. Cause to be honest with you, all the methods used in the movie are fake.

And seriously: poor children. It is traumatizing…
http://www.yonasu.com yonasu

At least they’ll have something to laugh at when they grow older
Juan

Zombie: “Ugh, too little brain, too much trouble… and I hate plastic film, even more than salt”
gargoyle1

And what would be even funnier – if they pranked the actor in the zombie get-up by giving the kids a couple of loaded .38′s. Aw man, that would rock!
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Ddog

There is a program that can be laughed more in Japan though this is mailbag program “TANNTEI night scoop” of Kansai.
How about this though it is a program of which an unknown talent goes out and “ARABIKIDANN”?｢kyu?tonn｣

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2-V3UfvZ08

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