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White guy creates “banned Japanese commercial”

March 4th, 2009 by James

This is what happens when idiots discover the existence of blackface in Japan:

[hat tip to Claytonian]

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Comment by Neil Duckett
2009-03-04 12:50:03

Painful to watch.

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Comment by hybrid-kernel
2009-03-04 12:59:02

thats just ridiculous

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Comment by Vincent
2009-03-04 13:12:08

Thanks for killing my brain cells.

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Comment by Cailin Coilleach
2009-03-04 13:31:48

I dunno man…. That raptor impression he does is pretty freaky and his Japanese voice is pretty gay too :D It’s just that the dancing goes on too long. Oh well…

Maybe the fact that I just woke up makes me more resistant than you guys?

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Comment by Jarvik7
2009-03-04 13:52:40

Sometimes I think that I’m the only non-retarded white person left..

..and thats not even Pocky, it’s the Korean rip-off of it.

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Comment by Montsan
2009-03-04 13:53:10

Ugh, posting that was really, really unnecessary. :P

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Comment by Montsan
2009-03-04 16:51:20

And I forgot about the auto-smilies so now my post takes on a whole different tone. :(

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Comment by LB
2009-03-04 13:56:43

A wonderful advertisement for birth control.
“Don’t let this tragedy happen in your family – wear a condom.”

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Comment by toslo
2009-03-04 14:01:19

He got the voice and style spot on, though. Impressive, even if stupid.

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Comment by Jordan
2009-03-05 08:47:54

The voice? He isn’t speaking Japanese at all..

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Comment by Supercoolmanchu
2009-03-04 14:22:24

I wonder if they found him at Tsukiji market.

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Comment by Rated-R
2009-03-04 14:42:05

This kid doesn’t deserve the attention. Ugh.

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Comment by B
2009-03-04 15:57:47

Seems alot of people are perhaps jealous that he has a high level of Japanese at a young age. Yes its a silly PARODY video.

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Comment by Montsan
2009-03-04 16:52:48

I assure you that only a very small minority of viewers are jealous of these young men.

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Comment by LB
2009-03-04 17:13:52

He’s not speaking Japanese. He’s speaking Moronese.

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Comment by Maxim
2009-03-04 19:17:07

He graduated from the famous Donksu-Zhotatsu university of fantastic Japansese. Some say he’s a child-prodigy.

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Comment by Bruce Smith
2009-03-04 19:31:46

It’s not Japanese. It’s random gibberish.

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Comment by roflwafflefilms
2009-03-06 07:09:31

thank you! that’s exactly my point. All i created is a parody that mimics and laughs at how the media stereotypes the asian community.

I’m sincerly sorry if it has offended you guy in anyway :(

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Comment by morphone
2009-03-04 16:27:03

is he speaking japanese? i can’t tell

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Comment by lovely
2009-03-04 16:33:55

i agree – i don`t even think they are speaking bad japanese. it sounds maybe chinese? or some other asian country. anyway – it is just plain bad taste for all concerned.

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Comment by シェイコラ
2009-03-04 18:04:17

Sounds German to me.

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Comment by Haf
2009-03-14 08:32:05

German? Naa, it’s “Pig Japanese”.

Deutsch klingt ganz anders. :)

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Comment by _kovert
2009-03-04 17:42:29

I think he nailed it!
I find this just as annoying and ridiculous as the ones that air on Japanese TV…

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Comment by ダビ
2009-03-04 18:14:15

Agreed! I thought it was pretty fun. His “japanese” sounded more like chinese though.

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Comment by RMilner
2009-03-04 19:12:09

It was a good parody and commentary on racial stereotyping only it went on too long. It would have more impact if it was cut down to 30 seconds.

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Comment by Maxim
2009-03-04 19:12:45

Takashi-toshodai-zhotatsu-donksu-daisu…

I swear, that sounds just like Japanese.

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Comment by Passingby
2009-03-04 19:35:44

Please, watch and die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y29-xpu1UuY

Same silly idea, but for a real ad from Spain. If you’re not into Spanish “Mola a saco (trying to make it sound as japanese “Asako”)” comes to mean “it’s really cool”, so if the image was not enough, the song finishes the job.

Just passing by, greetings for everyone.

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Comment by E
2009-03-05 01:49:34

Haha, well done.

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Comment by Kelli
2009-03-05 13:57:21

wtf? well done? now i dont feel sorry anymore of white people getting discriminated against in japan. hell, not long ago your parents were putting up white only now you put a spin on it and try to fuck around with black people on the internet. WHat is wrong with you people? you think you are the rulers of the world because your skin is pink. whatever, i cant stand how white people discriminate against everyone else but if they even assume they are treated second class, watch out! lawsuit

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Comment by GolfinRy
2009-03-05 08:31:38

“I AM NOT SPEAKING ANY REAL LANGUAGE… ITS ALL JUST MADE UP SHIT :D

Off his Youtube

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Comment by Alex
2009-03-05 13:19:34

He’s annoying and I wanted to punch him in the face, just like real Japanese commercials. So I guess he did a great job then.

The Obama shirt was a nice touch.

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Comment by Yuichi
2009-03-05 16:30:56

Actually, the product he is holding is South Korean.
I suppose this guy didn’t even know it was Korean.

It’s called Pepero, another “copycat” version of the popular Japanese product “Pocky.” The Japanese “Pocky” was launched in 1966, and the Korean “Pepero” was launched in 1983. Look at this site which contains lots of examples of copied products. The “Pepero” example is shown towards the bottom if you scroll down.

http://nandakorea.sakura.ne.jp/frame.html

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Comment by pabloescobra
2009-10-12 07:06:17

Last time I remember Lotte was formed in Japan.

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Comment by Deas
2009-03-05 16:57:38

Travesty.

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Comment by PaulB
2009-03-05 21:13:01

talk about disaster! he’s not talking japanese language, that’s gay lingo! and what’s with that dance! He’s a disgrace to white people! The agony! I think this is what they call signs of armagedonn!!

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Comment by pabloescobra
2009-10-12 07:10:41

Check your sources buddy. Lotte was formed in Japan by a Korean business man.

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