Comments on: Jucelino Nobrega da Luz: A major earthquake will hit Nagoya tomorrow

By: More false predictions from Jucelino Nobrega da Luz | Japan Probe

More false predictions from Jucelino Nobrega da Luz | Japan Probe — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:52:34 +0000

[...] of forging documents and filing ridiculous lawsuits, but they did have to confront him about the false earthquake prediction he made last month: Jucelino explains that he is happy that his dream about an earthquake in Japan [...]

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:09:49 +0000

I predict the next big Anime to hit the USA will be….NARUTO!!

By: Mister M

Mister M — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 23:59:35 +0000

Nobody can predict things like a prophet does. I dont waste my time to listen to this guy.

By: helical

helical — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:39:28 +0000

Oh well, this must have been his other 10%, right?;)

By: LondonGaijin

LondonGaijin — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 13:06:00 +0000

This is just as pathetic as people on the internet who guess a score for a football match and then actually get gain some sort of ego boost when they happen to be correct.

Although, this guy now just looks an even bigger idiot.

By: mizaru

mizaru — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:06:19 +0000

what a douche

By: concerned Filipino

concerned Filipino — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:16:01 +0000

Guys, I don’t think he lives in Japan.

Still, this is the same guy who predicted a magnitude 8 earthquake would strike the Philippines last month,as circulated by chain email.

By: Osakesan

Osakesan — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:51:14 +0000

10 minutes to go for the “big Tokyo Earthquake”… tic tac tic tac tic tac

By: hadji

hadji — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 14:04:41 +0000

Well played good sir!

By: Level3

Level3 — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:42:49 +0000

OK, the REAL prediction.

Osaka will have 4 significant snowfalls this winter.
Accumulations even in the Umeda of over 5cm during one of those.

[For those who don't live in Osaka, it basically doesn't snow here, or maybe once a year but it doesn't stick.]

Look this thread up in February 2009.

By: Level3

Level3 — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:39:10 +0000

Don’t try to claim credit for the predictions I made in my past lives, FOOL!
My prediction of the Geart Quake was published for all to see in April 1924 under the name Takeshi de la Luzer von Dingledanger of Ulm nee Jaggof, it would have been earlier but there were printing problems. However, I have a signed stamped certificate of authenticity to accompany my original manuscript which was clearly backdat-…ahem, DATED June 31, 1923. SO THERE!!!

By: Level3

Level3 — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:33:17 +0000

I predict.

Mr. da Luzer will eventually be audited by the tax office.

[Of course it is just a cover by the World Shadow Government to silence him, or maybe the aliens, it's not coming to me right now.]

By: Keith Peters

Keith Peters — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:28:56 +0000

It doesn’t take a psychic to predict earthquakes in Japan. Next he’ll predict a hurricane in the Gulf Coast.

By: Xylo

Xylo — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:08:47 +0000

Washed-up, debunked and discredited “psychics” from the West can always find a home here.
Woo-woo!

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 08:08:32 +0000

Well, if ridiculousness was justifiable grounds for deporting someone, there’d be a lot fewer foreigners in Japan.

By: Rated R

Rated R — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 08:00:03 +0000

This guy needs to get deported.

By: The Overthinker

The Overthinker — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:59:26 +0000

I can predict historical events too. I predict…wait, I see it now. A major earthquake will strike Tokyo on Sept 1, 1923….

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:01:47 +0000

If you make enough predictions, one of them is bound to come true.

By: reisender

reisender — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:30:37 +0000

Pseudoscience

Count the way-off-the-target hits and ignore the misses.

By: jc

jc — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:16:09 +0000

If this guy’s predictions are true, then you’ll probably see me suing him for endangering national security and misinformation.