16 melons wounded in vicious knife attack
The crime rate is dropping in Japan, but media coverage of scary crimes seems to be at an all-time high. Today Asahi TV’s national news reported on a supermarket in Yamanashi Prefecture discovering knife slashes on 16 melons that had been on display in front of the store:
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LOL! Oh yeah, THAT’S important!…lol. Am I the only one that thinks one of those melons slashes my then look like this: -_- or ^_^ LOL!
My god, what kind of inhuman monster would do such a thing! If they catch the culprit, I demand the death penalty.
For who painstakingly raised those melons and retailers who sell them at a high price is utterly offensive.
NO!!!
NOT THE MELONS!!!
D:>
I will sing a dirge for ye ol’ melons.
Talk about slashing the prices!
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Those poor, poor melons. Bastards, think of the children!!
I notice that they listed the cost of the loss at ~8000 yen. That’s about 500 yen per melon. That poor poor retailer, who probably was selling them for 2500 yen per melon, as is usual.
this was on national news?must be really slow.
we must find them and then carpet bomb their house!!!!
poor melons xDDD
LOL.
Probably a bunch of 12 year olds.
I don’t think this is funny at all. My great-great grandmother was a melon.
how could anyone be so cruel?
There is a melon killer on the loose!
this is going to ruin my weekend, me and some melons had planned on having a picnic.
thank you, media, for warning me.