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16 melons wounded in vicious knife attack

July 13th, 2008 by James

The crime rate is dropping in Japan, but media coverage of scary crimes seems to be at an all-time high. Today Asahi TV’s national news reported on a supermarket in Yamanashi Prefecture discovering knife slashes on 16 melons that had been on display in front of the store:



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Comment by Gyaretto
2008-07-13 11:29:04

LOL! Oh yeah, THAT’S important!…lol. Am I the only one that thinks one of those melons slashes my then look like this: -_- or ^_^ LOL!

 
Comment by Grinz
2008-07-13 12:19:58

My god, what kind of inhuman monster would do such a thing! If they catch the culprit, I demand the death penalty.

 
Comment by ...
2008-07-13 13:50:02

For who painstakingly raised those melons and retailers who sell them at a high price is utterly offensive.

 
Comment by Colin
2008-07-13 13:56:16

NO!!!
NOT THE MELONS!!!

D:>

 
Comment by Jordan
2008-07-13 14:45:07

I will sing a dirge for ye ol’ melons.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-13 15:15:14

Talk about slashing the prices!

 
Comment by Osakesan
2008-07-13 15:31:19

半額の作り方 ;)

 
Comment by Oops
2008-07-13 15:46:52

Those poor, poor melons. Bastards, think of the children!!

 
Comment by Brian
2008-07-14 02:17:42

I notice that they listed the cost of the loss at ~8000 yen. That’s about 500 yen per melon. That poor poor retailer, who probably was selling them for 2500 yen per melon, as is usual.

 
Comment by Eloy
2008-07-14 02:46:04

this was on national news?must be really slow.

 
Comment by 404error
2008-07-14 04:39:31

we must find them and then carpet bomb their house!!!!

poor melons xDDD

 
Comment by Dr. Pepsi
2008-07-14 21:01:23

LOL.

Probably a bunch of 12 year olds.

 
Comment by plywood747
2008-07-15 06:04:39

I don’t think this is funny at all. My great-great grandmother was a melon.

 
Comment by Katherine
2008-07-16 11:59:07

how could anyone be so cruel?
There is a melon killer on the loose!
this is going to ruin my weekend, me and some melons had planned on having a picnic.

thank you, media, for warning me.

 
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