Coffee Bukkake Man Arrested
A man has been arrested in Numazu, Shizuoka Prefecture for assaulting 5 schoolgirls with coffee via drive-by spitting attacks. Here’s a report from Asahi TV:
The spitter, who was nicknamed “Coffee Bukake Man” [コーヒーぶっかけ男] by locals, had carried out 5 attacks since the end of October. All of his victims were junior high school or high school girls wearing their uniforms, and all of the attacks involved spitting coffee onto their faces from his car window. His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it. This led to the arrest of 26 year-old Yoshiro Sumiyama, who admitted attacking the girls. Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some stress.
If you didn’t feel like sitting through that whole Japanese language news report or reading the above text, here is a summary in form of a cartoon reenactment created by Asahi TV’s skilled graphics team:
More information on the Bukkake Man is available in this article from Sankei Sports (Japanese).
[Language note: Bukkake comes from the Japanese verb bukkakeru, which means to splash or to douse.]
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Oh crap! I did coffee-bukkake all over my keyboard after reading this! LOLZ!
The news was disgusting, but your comment has turned it into *somethin else*… ROFL non-stop!!!
P/S: Sorry to hear about your poor coffee lol
You’re going to get a lot of weird searches for that headline!
And I’m sure I’m not the only one who after reading the headline thought it was man milk he was adding to the coffee.
ROFL another example how bad US-TV can influence Japanese people.
Eh? Care to explain that comment? What does US TV have to do with any of this?
The picture in this article just begs a Flash game. Quite possibly on newgrounds.
What a fabulous idea for a Coffee commercial, maybe tea would be better?
I am waiting for the soft on demand ero dvd of this to be made
I’m waiting for some nut in the U.S. to try this… Nah, here we prefer to shoot people.
Wow, that was the highlight of my day, very funny. Nice comment Lucas. We do need this in the U.S.A.
expect to be seen on OPRAH any day now
It is 2007…. I can’t believe, in this day and age, that young women are still subjected to coffee-bukkake. Back in my time, we filmed ourselves slapping random strangers on the sidewalk.. and that was PLENTY of entertainment for us. The Great UltraMan, who helped us win the second world war, would be ashamed at what Japanese culture has become. Just THINK of the Hello Kitty purses ruined in these random, senseless attacks…
ogawwwwd yes think of the hello kitty purses!!!!think of the poor felines…
They use cartoons for everything there. Damn you Japan.
while in kyoto last year on business i couldn’t help but notice all the locals reading comic books. whats up with that?
did anyone else notice the reporter towards the middle of the report, standing in the street with the Flock of Seagulls hairdo? someone should have coffee-bukkaked that guy for looking like an 80’s reject!
ugh! Coffee-bukkake sounds as grim as the `real` thinG!!!