I usually hate Chimpan News Channel and its host Chimpanzee Gomez Chamberlain. However, I was able to tolerate the stupid Chimpanzee voice-overs when I watched a special a few days ago in which they held a parody of SASUKE (Ninja Warrior) called SARUKE (saru is the Japanese word for money).. Some of the SASUKE obstacle course’s greatest stars were pitted against Gomez in a series of athletic challenges, such as this one that showed how humans lacked pole-gripping feet:

There were other challenges, with the humans putting up a decent fight despite the fact that Gomez had clearly been practicing the challenges before. When it came time for the Ninja Warrior-like last challenge, Gomez the chimp completed it with amazing speed:

Mr. Sasuke and Wakki are easily defeated by Gomez, but can he defeat Hiromichi Sato? Watch the video and find out: