Years of Chinese-Japanese Conflict Resulted in an Inevitable Clash…
Said clash being: a troll has said, “a ninja totally beat up, like, every Shaolin monk LOL!”
To which Sholin monks were quick to respond “No way ninjas can beat kung-fu. You totally can’t say that! I’m gonna sue you.”
“The facts that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain,” the Internet user was quoted as saying in the post.
The Shaolin temple “strongly condemned the horrible deeds” of the user, the newspaper said.
Godwin’s Law states: “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.” Thus we can see, arguments on the internet always ends up in slack-jaw land eventually. It may be prudent to add the “I’ll sue you” rule to the list of things that make internet arguments ridiculous.
Here is the article about the conflict. This really made the news? Did no one tell the Bejing News these rules? And do Shaolin monks really have nothing better to do than sue a troll?
[via boing boing]


Omg. Hahaha, this is absolutely ridiculous. Stupid, but so damn funny. You’d think that Shaolin monks would perfomr some deep breathing meditative exercises and return from their ‘no mind’ state with the thought: ‘meh.’
Meanwhile, in Sudan, Iraq, elsewhere…
Oh yeah, ninjas and Shaolin monks? Well I heard a British pirate from the Ivory Coast made his way to Japan and single-handedly bested both the Iga and Koga clans on a beach before landing in China and making Shaolin monks swab his decks, as well as starting the opium trade and calling the emperor a “woopsy”!
Think I’ll get in the newspapers?
DUH .. everyone knows that pirates are better then ninjas.