How to piss people off with your Japanese (Video)
Hey students of Japanese! I’m sure you’re all studying hard to learn your grammar and kanji, but are you learning how to communicate in Japanese? These two videos offer some great techniques on how to annoy and anger people you are talking to:
Lessons 1 and 2
Lessons 3 and 4
A Summary:
- Lesson 1- Using a nasal and strange pronunciation
- Lesson 2- Responding to questions/statements with long pause and “ha,” answering follow-ups with “de.”
- Lesson 3 – Feigning pain and/or sickness
- Lesson 4- Various techinques for saying “hai” such as a nasal voice, a half-open mouth, a double “hai-hai,” the sigh preceeding “hai,” neck-stretching “hai,” smiling “hai,” and saying “hai” way too many times.
[via Zaeega]
