Body Paint Doraemon (Video)

hey.. this should be from hk. my cantonese isnt that good but here’s what i think they’re saying:
doraemon: space and time machine!
boy: oh no! there’s still so many books to read! im going to fail the test! mommy’s gonna beat me up! doraemon! hurry up and give me a hand!
doraemon: give you a hand right?
boy: yeah!
doraemon: sure. how can i help you?
boy: (looking in the pocket) hurry and give it to me!
doraemon: (chuckles) this aint the place to look for it. it’s further up. why are you looking in there?!
boy: is there any way i can move in time and know the questions to the test?
doraemon: (with that funny intro) space and time machine!
boy: what’s that….
doraemon: as the name suggests, this is the space and time machine..
boy: what kind of time machine is this..
doraemon: (pulls out the drawer) get in here.. and the space and time machine will get you where you want to go.
boy: why dont you get in there and let me see?
doraemon: (mutters) alright..
boy: nah.. since i’m the one with the test i’ll go in first. wah.. it’s so tight..
doraemon: get in there!
boy: ohhhh…
doraemon: how’s that?

– an hour later –

doraemon: eh? you’re back?
man: it’s me! why do you look so shocked? it’s me! can’t you tell?
doraemon: who the hell are you? ahhh…
man: it’s me…
doraemon: ahh… im so scared..

– end –

there, that should be roughly it!

The most effective way to procrastinate is to spend the time doing weird shit like this. I’ve translated the entire thing into both Japanese and English for those who were wondering what the hell was going on in that video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdEL2bQ0hD0