Seven years in Japan, and you can't speak Japanese? (Video)
One of the TV shows I regularly watch is “Okusama ha Gaikokujin” [The Wife is a Foreigner], a program that features international couples in which the husband is Japanese and the wife is a foreigner. Most of the couples on the show have lived in Japan for several years, and one of last night’s couples was no exception. The wife was an Australian woman named Rachel who came to Japan to teach English in 2000 and ended up marrying a Japanese man who speaks fluent English. So, how much Japanese has she picked up in the last seven years in this country? Practically none, according to these skits:
As the re-enactment of their married life shows, Rachel has made very little effort to learn Japanese, and is constantly using her husband to translate for her. He even has to act as her translator when she shops for panties. The only Japanese she seems to know are random swear words, which she shouts out when smashing cockroaches with her bare hands!
The camera crew decides to follow Rachel as she visits her husband’s parents’ house. Her husband takes the time to write out detailed instructions about the trains she needs to take in English, so that she can understand. Although they have made the same trip many times together, this is Rachel’s first time riding the trains by herself. Of course, she manages to miss the train she is supposed to get on because she oblivious to the fact that it had come to a stop a little ways down the platform she was waiting at. Please, somebody tell me this is clip is staged, and that this woman actually knows how to ride the trains after seven freaking years in this country, please!
Oh, and you have got to hear her song:
Imagine a foreigner who had married an American going on US TV, announcing in her language that she made up a song using the English she knew, and then proceeding to sing “Poop granny poopy, shit, shit.” Oh, the horror.
It would be a lie to say that I haven’t met many English-speaking foreigners in this country who don’t care about learning Japanese. It’s far too easy for a foreign English teacher to spend all of his or her time socializing with other English-speakers. Many foreign English teachers also only stay in Japan for a few years at most, and it might not be worth their time to bother studying a language they will never use again in their lives. However, this Australian woman is quite different from such people. She has married a Japanese man and they have chosen to make Japan their home. It seems absolutely ridiculous that she wouldn’t bother learning Japanese, especially after 7 years in this country. Expats like her are an enigma to me.
[I've got to give the show credit, though. Most of the foreign wives they have on can speak pretty good Japanese, especially the wives who have lived in Japan for 7 years or more. I've watched quite a few episodes, and this is the first one where they featured a wife who made no effort to learn the language of the country she had settled in. ]
