The No-Touch Condom

Pronto Condoms brings you the ultra-speedy “No-Touch Condom,” for when you gotta get in there super-quick! Just crack open the package, and pull down the tabs, and watch that prophylactic fly on like magic! Japanese? No problem! American size? No problem! Donkey-dick? No problem! The only place you’ll be in trouble is if you happen to have a dick shaped like an iPod. Go get one today for insta-intimacy!

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2 comments - What do you think? Posted by Brent - January 23, 2007 at 7:42 am

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WujouMao

American size? why not just call it gaigin size as almost all white people have large pricks, and we come from differant countrys, not just america.

still, he made a right balls up of the hair spray demo. i would of given up by now and got a normal one out. and btw, what if you were not circumcised. looks like it goes on a piece of piss on the vibrator if your skin isn’t attached
TIT

REALLY GOOD

The No-Touch Condom

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