My Mega Mac Experience

I wouldn’t say I enjoyed a Mega Mac, but I did consume one. And a few hours later I was puking it up.

First, the size of the box. The place I went to didn’t have any Mega Mac boxes, so they just put them in a regular Big Mac box with a hand written sticker that said メガ on it. So your thoughts that the box is no bigger then the Big Mac one are probably correct.

As for the burger itself, I found it gross and disgusting. I seriously was puking it up once I got home. Perhaps it was the 2 hour train ride from the middle-of-no-where Chiba to the middle-of-no-where Saitama, but I’ve made the trip many a times and never felt sick before.

There was just too much cheap disgusting beef on it. I had one, and I’ll never have one again. But I recommend every self-respecting gaijin try one to 確かめる their true gaijin-ness. We must fulfill the stereotype prophesy!

i was gonna say, the box looks the same size as the old one. as for the burger, looks pathetic all falling this way and that. so how many added calories is this now? 5000 plus?

Wow again–I also had a Monty Python reference!

ugh.. Just looking at those pictures makes me wanna puke.

I knew you’d slip up sooner or later, JapanProbeMan. I have now evidence that you do in fact have a left hand with atleast three fingers, one being a thumb.

I bought one and did a video on youtube the day it came out because I love the Internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvVseggm8xM

According to their “nutrition” info, it’s got 750 calories and 46 grams of fat in it. In the regular “set” menu, it includes a medium fries (420 cal., 22g/fat) and a medium coke (140 cal.), for a whopping total of 1,310 calories and 68 grams of fat. It also puts your sex life on hold for a couple of days while your body is working overtime to sort out the gunge. Yuk!

I don’t know where people get the pathetic idea that eating McD’s will make you fat, stop your sex life and die of a heart attack. Get over it people, lack of aerobic exercise and overall bad education is the real culprit for all the troubles here in america.

In Japan people eat as much fat and refined carbs as in the US. Tempura, Yatai, Yakiniku, Ramen, the list is endless.

What is the difference? In Japan people have to WALK and move around. Using their bodies for even the most simple tasks (try using the japanese style toilets and see if that is not a workout in itself!).

And funding the war and the poor children of Africa? Order me 3 MegaMacs and let the Africans/Iranians and all others worry about their people.

Hmmm, I enjoy my big macs, and this mega mac interests me, but uh. I think just eating the sandwhich alone would sate me. Chicken nuggets and fries? Holy monkies, batman.

yeah we americans are lazy, but unfortunately, I live out so where if I wanted to walk to town, it would be around 10 miles, and there’s nothing even in my town, grocery stores, thats about it. To get to school would be like 15, and to get to the real shopping areas, or any area that would do you any good commerce wise, is over 20 miles from my house. But if I lived in a city or even in town I’d walk alot more.

In the end, all that really matters in the world is survival. Foods will be fattening, they will be gross at times, ect. We cannot change the world for the better. A world where everything is cooked all nice and fresh and unfattening is like A world dictated by communism. Sure, in theory communism would run great! But human nature would never allow it.

We are too busy, too lazy, too whatever to be concerned about our fast foods. We shove it and go and keep going.

i’m not a healthnut , but i will never eat at any mickeyd’s , the food is horrible in quality and taste , even burgerking is better (puke)…
its been over 30 years since mcd’s made a real burger of quality ingrediants…