An amusing old clip from the launch day of the Nintendo Wii in Japan:

Translation:
[Reporter] “Who are you?”
[Otaku] “I am Char Aznable who abandoned a past.”
[Reporter] “Why did you come to this shop today?”
[Otaku] “I have come to see the performance of Nintendo’s new game console.”
[Reporter] “Where did you come today from?”
[Otaku] “I came from the Republic of Zeon.”
[Reporter] “So…Where will you go back to after this?”
[Otaku] “I’ll go home to Funabashi”

[via daikonnkimuti]