Roppongi English: Part 4
January 7th, 2007 by James
This part is a Part 4 in a series of posts in which I will present excerpts from Roppongi English, an English conversation book for Japanese women hoping to hook up with foreign men. The previous entry ended with Tony smooth-talking Naomi into spending the night with him. Let’s check up on how Kevin and Tomoko, who have just left the bar together:
Part 4: Goin’ back to Kevin’s Place
Back at Kevin’s apartment….
What happens next? You’ll have to wait until next time!
To be continued…
[Auto-posted while I'm on vacation. I'll post the next part when I return tonight or tomorrow.]
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KEVIN, G’YEAH! DAT’S MY BOY!
I’m going to guess horrible things and that this will teach Japanese never to learn English or this may be you. This is a weird English learning book. You get this from JET or something??
T: Kevin! I’m pregnant!
Kevin: Gotta go!
It is clear now that Kevin is insane. Unfortunately for Tomoko, she’s a bit stupid. What a pair we’ve got.
Do you think Kevin will will a condom, or will he take his sword to battle without a sheath?
Luke, I call thou a fool for that last line.
This is really weird. I admit I may not be the best one to ask about the clubbing scenes back home, but this book seems to say all girls you meet at the club will eventually go home with you if you’re a foreigner. Man Kevin moves fast. Do all Japanese girls really think this is “normal” behavior, at least for them?
Ahh, this brings back fond memories of Japan!
I think we have a third character in this episode. It appears a certain part of Kevin’s anatomy is saying, “‘I’ve never felt this way before!”
Just wait until he pulls out his fluffy handcuffs and enema kit.
Aaah… A bilingual guide to date rape. Quite honestly, though, once a girl agrees to go alone to a guy’s apartment or room or whatever, it kind of implies consent in Japan. Of course, things may become difficult if she realizes she’s made a bad mistake and changes her mind. But, then again, date rape is not confined to Japan’s sacred shores…
gooooo kevin! please no fangs!