Learn the techniques the masters use!

One of the better shows on Japanese TV is Terebi Champion, on which experts in various skills compete for the title of TV Champion. Here’s an old episode somebody uploaded onto Youtube:

The skill: building stuff with legos. Japanese lego masters travel to Denmark and try to build really cool things, like the copy of Kinkakuji [...]

Watch it here
The joke is pretty much dead in Japan, yet it lives on in other countries thanks to the internet world wide webnet!  This foreigner speaks Japanese and English in his crappy hard gay impression.

From Mainichi:

Teacher sacked for sending 921 e-mails to female student
YOKOHAMA — A teacher who sent 921 cell-phone messages to a female student over six months, including e-mails that said he loved her, has been sacked, local education officials said.
Fired by the Kanagawa Prefectural Board of Education was a 53-year-old teacher at a prefectural high school [...]

Finally, a video to teach the Japanese how to speak sexy English! Let’s sexy English!

Watch it!

Highlights 
Clearly a native English speaker:

The best key phrase you will learn:

Cockpit?????

Now the Japanese will finally be able to speak proper English!

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In the process of moving to a new apartment, which is a huge pain in Japan.
Here are some videos of hot Japanese girls shaking their asses:

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Today’s update: a few amusing clips from Japanese TV shows.

Clip 1: A Japanese guy tries to read something in English. If the celebs watching laugh, they get whipped with kendo sticks. Watch it.

Clip 2: Three Japanese girls are moaning in pleasure. Which one is actually being stimulated? Watch it. [...]

I was reading an article on the refusal of Japanese corporations to apologize for the wartime use of forced labor when I came across this picture:

Hashima, an island located in Nagasaki Bay, is better known as Warship Island (Gunkanshima). The island was inhabited until the end of the 19th century, when it was [...]

If you live outside Japan, you probably associate Japan with robots and other hi-tech stuff. And you are most certainly right; there is a lot of high tech stuff in Japan. Japan has developed all kinds of electronics and nifty gadgets. The Japanese are certainly leaders in robotics, but are they masters of the internet? [...]

There is an interesting post over at santoslove.exblog.jp. Apparently the boob size of Japanese girls is increasing! The source, a study by a Japanese bra-maker:
Better leave it to a specialist. Fortunately, there is a data investigated by a lingerie maker, Wacoar. According to this research, in 1980, 58.6 percent of bra they sold [...]

Spring is finally arriving! For those of us living in Japan, this means an end to horrible cold and the beginning of a short period of warmth before the horribly humid summer comes. The expensive heating bills from the winter will finally be paid so that the saving can begin for the expensive cooling bills [...]

A shop somewhere in Japan, advertising some delicious ice cream. The picture next to the text: a big pile of shit in a Japanese toilet(with a fly hovering near it for good measure). Does it sound appetizing to you?

Yum yum! Somebody tell me where this store is located! I want to eat some soft [...]