Things you should/shouldn’t expect in Japan

I made this list today during downtime between classes(yes I am an English teacher, how pathetic, right?).

Things you should expect in Japan:

-Public transportation worth using

-Trains to be on time(on days there aren’t suicides on the track)
-Convenience stores everywhere

-Alcohol everywhere

-Pornography everywhere

-Heated toilet seats

-Bike friendly sidewalks

-Crowded trains (in/near cities)

-People to be polite enough to help you when you ask/look confused

-Really cheap family restaurants that don’t suck

-Faster service at McDonalds/Your McDonald’s meals to be freshly made

-Power lines everywhere

-Some people to stare at you

-Some people to avoid you

-Over packaging for almost everything you buy

-Complex rules for throwing away garbage

-To see many attractive girls

Things you shouldn’t expect in Japan:

-Cars to vary in color (most are white/grey)

-Paid sick leave/being able to call in sick

-Large drink sizes with fast food meals

-Affordable movie ticket prices

-Warm water in public restrooms

-Attractive apartments/houses

-Insulated apartments/houses/buildings

-Central heating in buildings

-Paper towels to dry your hands in bathrooms

-English explanations for everything

-Gender equality

-Racial equality

-Logical explanations for most things